Oh, the ’80s. It was the sexiest of times, it was the most confusing of times.
Is Johnny's real name Bob? Does he have a secret life as a violinist-auto mechanic?
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Why is Johnny wearing two watches? What, one watch isn't good enough for you?
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What are you thinking here? We need to know.
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Whose carpet did Johnny rip up to make that jacket?
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