I need an adult!
No sir, I would not. Could I interest you in some mace?
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Blink twice if you need help escaping from a sex ring, Backwards Cap Boy.
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THAT'S MY PURSE! I DON'T KNOW YOU!
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Do tell. No no, keep talking. Just calling my friend Chris Hansen.
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