It’s like a “no smoking” sign on your cigarette break in Hell.
"Welcome"
Just New York City subway lines, not a sex pain cave.
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It's ironic, because he is in fact in a good mood, faking to be in a bad mood.
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Via Sandwich, MA. So, it's ironic because the cop is, in fact, not investigating the Subway. Or, maybe he/she is?
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