Why Makeup Is Actually The Worst

It’s a wonderful, terrible tool. Use it wisely.

Because lipstick gets all over your teeth and makes you look like you've been munching on human body parts.

Because lipstick gets all over your teeth and makes you look like you've been munching on human body parts.

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Because mascara runs down your face and makes you look like an Alice Cooper groupie.

Because mascara runs down your face and makes you look like an Alice Cooper groupie.

It's also a dead give-away that you've been crying in the bathroom. AWESOME.

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Because when you go for goth you'll probably get raccoon instead.

Because when you go for goth you'll probably get raccoon instead.

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Because blush can make it look like you took a 2x4 to the face.

Because blush can make it look like you took a 2x4 to the face.

"Not here or here so much. But riiiiight here."

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