And no, you can not object to that.
They look really cool in glasses.
"On wednesday, I like to be a little bit hipster"
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They will love to have fun with you.
All species allowed, guys!
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They can help you find awesome things at the shop.
"Hello sir, may I help you? What would you like today? How about a bone? Everyone loves bones!"
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They protect the house from the attack of evil lobsters.
"Wait! I will get my magical spoon and defeat the evil lobster queen! Close your eyes, it's gonna be ugly!"
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