The Top 10 Nintendo 64 Characters You Wanted To Punch In The Face

Who knew pixels could be so frustrating?

Kazooie in Banjo-Kazooie

Kazooie in Banjo-Kazooie

If you weren't able to fly us around once in awhile, I would have seriously left your ass on top of Spiral Mountain.

Punch-o-meter: A quick sucker punch to the beak so she'll stop squawking.

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Toads in Paper Mario

Toads in Paper Mario

Go talk to the toad in toad town, they said. It'll be easy, they said.

Punch-o-meter: Punch them just hard enough to leave a different mark on each toad's face so you can finally tell them apart.

Source: supersmashbros4.tumblr.com

Baby Mario in Mario Golf

Baby Mario in Mario Golf

Why do you exist? But more importantly, how do you exist? You're a younger version of Mario and he's in this game too.

Punch-o-meter: A metaphorical punch, because punching babies is wrong.

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Kirby in Super Smash Bros

Kirby in Super Smash Bros

Are you seriously going to eat me, steal my moves, and then float away like nothing happened?

Punch-o-meter: A falcon-punch to the mouth, so he'll never do that annoying "Hiii" taunt again.

Source: images1.wikia.nocookie.net


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