I did a background check on every one of these adverts, and they’re all insane.
"Daddy, are you in the baffroom (BLAM!)?
1965. Is he supposed to be me or him?
Via: jbcurio
Nice furry chaps, pardner. Unclear who exactly he is mowing down here. Cattle rustlers? A posse? His cow hands? Anybody and everybody?
Via: freerepublic.com