I mean, if that's what you're into.

Nathan at Haha Bird combined an old screwdriver with his car key to make it look like he was driving a stolen car.

Probably the most legal/nerdy way to get IRL Grand Theft Auto cred ever.

Source: hahabird.com

He provides the full instructions here.

And recommends using a "beat up old screwdriver" with "some character, one that looks like it might have stabbed someone." Prepare to explain yourselves to cops accordingly.

H/T HiConsumption and @Samir for this low-stakes bit of faux illegality.

Source: hahabird.com