Sorry, Moulin Rouge fans , it's time to face the music. Before The Great Gatsby hits theaters, let's take a look at the director's past missteps.
If you've seen one Baz Luhrmann movie, you've seen them all.
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They're all so heavy-handed. Dramatic lightning? For real?
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Banal platitudes? No, thanks.
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SLOW DOWN with those zooms.
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