“No it's not a cult, we're just vegetarian Christians.”
You know a haystack has nothing to do with actual hay.
It's your favorite lunch, stacked high with lettuce, tomatoes, beans, veggie chili, cheese and globs and globs of sour cream.
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Every Saturday is a constant stream of:
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All of your best jokes were about Ellen G. White.
Except when your parents were around, because they would be pissed if they knew your were joking about Ellen G. White.
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And every once in a while you threw in a joke about "The Great Disappointment."
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