Get it together, America.

Mixing beer with cider.

It's called a snakebite, and it will get you dancing on tables in no time.

Taking four weeks' paid vacation

That's twice as many days off, which explains why the Brits are half as likely to have public meltdowns on the subway.

They're little savory dough cups to fill with gravy and food before shoving into your mouth-hole. We've been eating dinner wrong this whole time.

Shoot, these mamajamas know what's up.