Are you a “Carrie”? No, you are not.
You would never wear this IRL.
Source: carboncostume.com
You are not able to afford your own Upper East Side apartment with the income from one newspaper column.
Source: hbo.com
You would have just gone to the damn country house and not made such a BFD about it.
If you got mugged, you wouldn't be most concerned about your sandals, because omg.
