I have exactly five locks on my door. And I’d like to get a few more.
Halloween candy is filled with poisoned razorblades.
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You're still wary of any and all panel vans.
THEY WILL KIDNAP YOU!
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You're a total germaphobe.
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Sports are dangerous and you will lose an eye if you try to play them.
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