Don't you forget about him.
John Bender was a total badass who could light a match with his fucking teeth.
Hawt.
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He could get people to do anything, like whistle in sync.
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And roam the halls during detention.
A clear violation of school rules.
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Bender was a bad influence in every way.
And dang, you loved it.
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