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Amanda* says: "This lady has clearly been working out at the gym almost as much as I do. I want to lose 10 pounds."
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Amanda* says: "Just like me, Beyoncé is twerking out. The ice in my iced coffee is melting though."
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Amanda* says: "I accidentally sat on Kim at an after-party because I thought she was an armoire."
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Amanda* says: "I COULD HAVE BEEN A BIGGER DEAL THAN MILEY CYRUS AND YOU ALL KNOW IT."
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