WTF Evolution chronicles evolution's more improbable creations.
Panther Chameleon
A common misconception that chameleons can change into any colour to match their environment, in fact their colour range is dictated by their species and natural environment.
Presumably the natural environment of the panther chameleon is a rave in 1985.
Variable Neon Slug
The variable neon slug is found in the Indo-West Pacific, and likes to party with the panther chameleon.
Horned Lizard
The horned lizard defends itself from coyotes by shooting blood out of its eyes. Blood. Out of its eyes.
Sheepshead Fish
The sheepshead fish uses it's rows and rows of teeth to crush the shells of its prey, and not to eat your feet. Well, probably not to eat your feet.