Thank you, Ryan.
Look: Ryan Lochte's mouth has a controversial past.
How could it not, between his American-flag grill, pictured above, and his (lack of) interviewing skills, as seen below? ("What defines me? Ryan Lochte.")
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But things have changed. Ryan Lochte clearly woke up this morning enlightened. He's reached a new plane of existence. And he had this (these?) wise word(s) to say:
