Sure, we could judge them by their skills as lawyers, but it's way more fun to be shallow. Here is the definitive ranking of hotness within the District Attorney's Office.
Arthur Branch (Fred Thompson)
Appeared on: Law & Order, Law & Order: Special Victims Unit, Law & Order: Criminal Intent, Conviction
Notes: Politics aside, Arthur just wasn't a looker. On the other hand, he kind of resembles a bullfrog, if you're into that sort of thing.
Via: NBC
Adam Schiff (Steven Hill)
Appeared on: Law & Order, Law & Order: Special Victims Unit
Notes: Adam had this going for him — he didn't look like a bullfrog. But other than that...
Via: NBC
Ricardo Morales (Alfred Molina)
Appeared on: Law & Order: LA
Notes: Kind of handsome, on a good day. He did get significantly hotter when he went back to being a detective.
Via: NBC
Nora Lewin (Dianne Wiest)
Appeared on: Law & Order, Law & Order: Special Victims Unit, Law & Order: Criminal Intent
Notes: Even Dianne Wiest can't make this look work.
Via: NBC
