To be fair, couples sometimes do this stuff too. But when you're single, no one judges you.
You can eat whatever the fuck you want.
Save the grilled salmon for never, because mac 'n' cheese is where it's AT.
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You can be as lazy as you want.
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Like, really, really lazy to a point where it's humiliating, and still...NO ONE will judge you.
Except the internet, naturally.
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You can pull out the "Single Ladies" dance and ACTUALLY mean it.
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