Does your woman or man stare longingly at old photos of Burt Reynolds, Tom Selleck, and Alec Baldwin?

Buy it here for $60.59. Don't ruin the look with a bling pendant, though.

From Firebox

"What makes lumberjacks, 70s television stars and the giant Brown Bears of Alaska so irresistibly attractive to others? Simple. Their long, luxuriant chest hair.
Sadly, the recent 'man-scaping' trend has led to an epidemic of people pedantically plucking their pecs. Oh, the humanity.
Thankfully, we've found a solution (while you wait for your rug to regenerate). The 70s Hairy Chest Sweater. This 100% polyester sweater is almost guaranteed to increase your masculinity, virility and ability to chop wood.
Pull it on to cover that embarrassing hairless body, or add it to your existing rug for additional '70s style points."

100% polyester — yep, very 70s.
Pair it with any of these pairs pants, and you're there.

Caution: The look isn't for everyone.