Bacon isn't the Chuck Norris of food: Chuck Norris is the bacon of people.
This is bacon. Beautiful, smoky, salty bacon.
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And these are the facts about bacon. The real facts. The SIZZLING TRUTH.
Move over, pansy. You're cool, but you're no bacon.
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BACON.
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