You couldn't even Mapquest directions to the closest singles bar.
So, you think online dating is the worst. Sure, technology has made dating complicated, but consider how it used to be...
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If you wanted to meet someone, your best bet was heading to what was most commonly referred to as a "singles bar."
Does anyone call a bar a "singles bar" anymore?
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Or you could put a personal ad out in the paper. Good luck with that.
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Or if you got really desperate, you could try out some lame-sounding thing called Singleworld.
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