Sometimes the best way to help is to not help at all. How else will they learn?
You're better than this, Walter, and I'm not going to enable you anymore. Just jump up there yourself.
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Listen to me, Mildred. Another man is going to come along, and when he does, he'll appreciate you for YOU. Time to dust yourself off and get back to living.
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No one likes a backseat driver, Stan. Seriously, no one.
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Oh please, Leonard. The monkey is not that heavy. Stop giving me that face and deal with it.
