Don't believe what they say — clothes are NOT ALWAYS ON YOUR SIDE.
You will lose every pair of sunglasses you spend more than $20 on.
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Your tights will run the first time you wear them.
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You will want to return things you bought at Forever 21 but you CAN'T.
Because they only give store credit. Assholes.
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