For all you Minute Men out there. Technically, safe for the work.
Olla Condoms with "climax delay"
Via Brazil.
This is the cutest climax delay ad ever.
Look at those patient Spermatozoa hanging in the testes, waiting for their man and his numbed knob to reach the eventual point of no return. There're chess-playing sperms, guitar-playing sperms, solitaire-playing sperms, sperms resting in hammocks, etc. It's a sperm sit-in!
Zensex condoms "con retardante"
Via Peru.
Same idea as above, but not nearly as good.
"Delayed Sperm" building an airplane model.
Durex Performa Condoms
Via Thailand.
If you're a football (soccer for you Americans) fan, you're familiar with the added time sign raised near the end of halftime and before fulltime. Well, Durex used this medium to promote their Performa condoms—which feature the painkiller Benzocaine which theoretically desensitizing your raging chubb.
Durex Performa Condoms
Via New Zealand.
Not at all degrading to women.
Personally, I use a photo of Pope Ratzi.
Two more ads from the campaign below.
