Seriously, don't even bother calling a doctor. They'll just get the police involved, and then NOTHING will get solved.
I'm actually not sure there is a better way.
Oof, That's gonna hurt coming out, James.
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Asking for a friend.
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Maybe you should trim your nails more often, No Nip Steve.
