Love is patient, love is kind, love will make you sit next to the bride's great-aunt-in-law and want to stab yourself with a salad fork.
Smuggle in your booze bridesmaid-style.
You'll need it during the half-hour vows the happy couple wrote each other on parchment paper.
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Or, for a slightly less subtle approach, invest in a wine purse.
Just make sure it matches your dress. Available here.
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Don't sweat giving a toast; there's a handy Mad Lib for that.
Available here.
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Buy heel protectors so your shoes don't sink into the grass or get ruined by cobblestones.
Their slogan is, hand to god, "Stay High On Grass."
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