Oh do we ever have answers.
Because they really want to see you fall.
Bee-tee-dubs, these also light up a la L.A. Gear and only cost $180.00.
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Because when you wear these earrings, your hair and your troll doll's hair will become one.
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Because you'd love to pay five times the amount you originally paid for the sweatshirt you bought at Wal-Mart and wore every day of third grade.
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Because this is actually highbrow, right? Like, a concept shirt based on your childhood sheets. It's almost Warholian.
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