We've all played this game, but maybe you've never thought about why we play it. Curious? Here's the answer in an easily understandable format.

Duck

We are all ducks now. Be zen like the duck.

Ducks are refreshing. Refreshing like a goddamned summer breeze.

OH GOD IT'S A GOOSE

RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!!

*wheeze* *pant* Oh, thank God. We're back to ducks.