This is some innovative — no, REVOLUTIONARY — nose-picking.
Step One: Get on national TV. Say, the Knicks-Trail Blazers game. Bonus points if you're a silver fox.
Step Two: Start going in. Wiggle around a bit. Really be aggressive.
Step Three: Go back at it. Finish the damn job.
Step Four: Inspect your findings. Raise your eyebrows in appreciation. "Damn. Who knew THAT was in my nostrils?"
