Follow these steps and you'll be cooler than a cucumber on ice, covered in snow. Or just a Portlandia skit waiting to happen.
Set the mood with a homemade PBR-can lamp.
Artist Gerrard Paschke made this lamp out of PBR cans and tabs. It's an easy way to show your friends you're cultured but don't mind drinking beer that's 99% water.
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Or fill one of your (many) Mason jars with a photograph and preserve it with vegetable oil!
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Unless you've got something better to stick in your Mason jar.
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Come to think of it, there's a lot of stuff you can stick in a Mason jar...
Baked Corn Dogs in Mason Jars
3 cups yellow self-rising corn meal mix
6 eggs
¼ cup oil
1½ cups milk
½ cup sour cream
¾ cup sugar
6 hot dogs, cut in half
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