Hey Senators: 2002 is calling, and it wants its web designers back.
The Senate webpage of Dick "I Love Gradients" Durbin (D-IL):
It is kind of like you're squinting, kind of like you're blacking out.
LINK: Enjoy Durbin's blackout page here.
Frank Lautenburg's (D-NJ) webpage:
I mean, at 89 he honestly has all the excuses in the world. Ride it out senator!
LINK: Enjoy the indifference here.