None of this ever had to happen. (But what do you bet you owned at least a couple of these shoes.)
Steve Madden platform sandals with that stretchy vamp.
Source: 90smonkey
John Fluevog's "Munster" shoe. Why entrusting your feet into the care of someone named "Fluevog" is beyond me.
Source: fluevog.com
Oh. No.
Source: etsy.com
Clomp-clomp. Folks heard you coming from miles.
Source: etsy.com
