No. No, of course it's not possible. Are you crazy?
On Thursday night, a very evil person uploaded this guide to "eating chocolate indefinitely."
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And then, perpetuating the myth, someone uploaded this! What a sicko!
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So obviously people started to wonder, is it possible that perhaps all the laws of physics we know on Earth are wrong and that it is, in fact, possible to eat the same bar of chocolate forever?
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The search for the chocolate hack began.
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