When it's grey, wet and windy, there's only one remedy — a warm bowl of cat stew. Here's how to make one.
Catch a cat.
This is fairly easy - just set out a colander, and wait for an unsuspecting cat to step in. Then you can grab the colander, cat and all, and carry it to the pot.
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If you have company, catch more cats.
Large or small, it is best to have one cat or kitten per person.
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You can also harvest your own cat.
If you are into home gardening, you can just harvest a cat from one of your flower pots.
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This one is a little overgrown.
Should have been harvested much earlier.
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