You're doing it wrong.
There are a few ways to ask out a girl. The first way: do it to her face.
This can be scary, though. Here's what our narrator tells us: "George did make the date. Awkward, maybe. But the date is made." So awkward.
Or you can call her. Buuuuut...
Calling is the worst! No one knows the rules! Thank God for passive, non-committal text messages.
"Any honest compliment is tops in date etiquette."
