First, you'll want to snuggle with them. Then, you'll want to gather the townsfolk and pitchforks to hunt the monsters down.
The Star-Nosed Mole
How cute! Wait, what's that on its face?
Source: indianapublicmedia.org
Oh, nothing. Just an ungodly protrusion of innards and outards and slime.
Source: nydailynews.com
The Aye Aye
Don't you want to pet it?
Source: telegraph.co.uk
You should have drowned it when it was weak. The grown aye aye feeds on your dreams.
Source: mudfooted.com
