Do not follow any of these suggestions, under any circumstance.
You say tie-dye, we say 'found it in a bin.'
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Spend your time filling cracks with Play Dough, and wonder why all your friends are suddenly too busy to come round.
Want to please your significant other? Treat him like a mosquito.
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Nothing says 'elegance' like a rock covered in tin foil.
