Actually, don't try these when you're sober, either.
Don't fall asleep on the bar and expect to wake up the same person you came as.
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Don't pick out your message T-shirt after you start drinking.
Or do, I dunno your life.
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Don't get drunk, climb a bar, and force some nice man to push you out of their dance space.
Come on, there's room for everyone!
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Don't get drunk and intimidate hotties by thrusting too hard.
It's just too sexy, friend.
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