Here's a tip: Just RSVP with a plus one, and bring your best drunk friend along for the ride!
The bride will try to set you up with "someone cool" who is also "recently single" and "definitely not a psycho."
But those brides are lying to you, so make sure to run like hell.
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You'll be forced to take wedding photos with other single friends, and you'll rock the hell out of those.
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You'll be seated at the kids table.
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Or a table crammed with fellow singles and the socially awkward.
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