This is the closest to basketball greatness most of us will ever get.
You've often been referred to by the color of your clothes.
"SHUT UP! You're not guarding "red shirt," you're guarding Brian. My name is Brian."
You've embarrassed yourself trying to do a cool handshake.
You know there's nothing more stressful than taking a free throw to make a team.
You know not to wear your basketball shoes TO the court.
And get them messed up on the street? Are you crazy?
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