Welcome to the gym. Population: not you.
This guy working out in skinny jeans.
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These guys.
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People who talk on the phone the whole time.
"Hey! *pant* What's *pant* up? *pant*?
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This girl eating an ice cream cone on the bike.
Actually, maybe she's smarter than all of us.
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