Seriously, do not eat these if you want to have a good day.
Grape-Nuts
NEITHER GRAPES NOR NUTS. IF IT LOOKS GROSS AND IT TASTES GROSS, IT PROBABLY IS GROSS
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Apple Jacks
PINK MILK NO THANK YOU PLUS THE GRAINY RESIDUE ICK
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Life
I ASKED FOR CEREAL NOT A PH.D. IN PHILOSOPHY
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Muesli
COULD YOU BE ANY HARDER TO PRONOUNCE OR ENJOY
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