Did you know that zebras often assume secret identities to do sneaky zebra stuff? If you are like me and harbor a secret fear of being spied upon by equines, here's a handy guide to exposing zebras in disguise.
Zebras think they are soooooo smart, but this guy basically rubbed down his coat with a mixture of charcoal and water.
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Oh, and white pancake concealer can be purchased at any high-end cosmetics store. Sorry, zebra, you are not fooling anyone.
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That is a very convincing dog mask, but this zebra really should have put more effort into the rest of his costume.
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This is the goddamned worst. This is how zebras know all about your love life. Pro-tip: check the mattress for extraneous tails. Actual beds don't have them.
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