I AM SO SICK OF STUCK-UP, OVERLY ENTITLED BIRDS THAT ARE ALWAYS ACTING OUT. They are a problem. We're all part of the problem.

Many birds have resorted to scams and theft.

You know what the average full-time bird is making right now? Three saltines and a bread crust every two weeks. You can't feed a brood of fledglings on that. It's no wonder so many birds have turned to crime to supplement their income.

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All the young female birds aspire to be princesses.

Look, there's nothing wrong with reassuring your chicken that she's special, but there comes a point where we take the princess bit too far. Yes, sure, the tiara looks adorable, but does she need it? Probably not. Next time her birthday rolls around, curb the urge to buy pink frilly stuff and get her a book about dinosaurs instead.

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The proliferation of bird-only venues exacerbates tension between species.

Did we really need a Burger King with "fly thru" service? Honestly, I'm not complaining about easy access to a sesame bun on the way home from work as much as the blatant discrimination against squirrels. What birds flippantly refer to as "squirrel-proofing" is truly heinous institutional segregation of working-class rodents.

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