Let's try and estimate the possible injuries that occurred.
Facial Snow Shield
Via Canada, from 1939.
No, no, no, NO.
I like the idea behind it.
But, much like the show shields above, I foresee suffocation.
Via: 50watts.com
Gas Attack Baby Stroller
Via England.
Bronze Lips
"...cover your lips with our goo..."
For you Overly Attached Girlfriends.