But can you blame them? Saint Patrick supposedly drove all the snakes from Ireland, after all. The holiday is imbued with horrifyingly speciesist, anti-snake sentiment. IMBUED.
In anticipation of snake-hating, stompy St. Patrick's celebrants who may have had a little too much to drink, this snake has donned protective armor.
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Back up plan: "Oh, I'm not a snake, sir. I'm a very long dinosaur."
These snakes are clandestinely organizing a St. Patrick's Day's protest in remembrance of the Great Serpent Diaspora.
It's ssssssssssecret. Don't give their hiding place away.
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This snake purchased a tiny hat in the hopes that it would make him more appealing to anti-snakeists.
I mean, who can hate anything wearing a tiny hat?
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