Let's face it. No matter how many diamonds you throw up, you'll never be as cool as Hov.
Marry Beyoncé.
And look at Beyoncé. Just look at her.
Hang out with this many awesome kids.
Even his kid friends are cooler than you. They live really, really hard knock lives, and they still get to sing in front of Bentleys.
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Trick millions of people into buying his "last album."
Only Brett Favre lied this much about his retirement. Jigga man has 99 problems, but apparently retiring is not one of them.
Name his daughter Blue Ivy
In 2007, he very clearly told me and the rest of the world that if he had a daughter he was going to call her Brooklyn Carter. At 0:37 this crowd knows what’s up. You lied, HOV. Again.
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