Lookin' at you, Grandpa Joe, you selfish scumbag.
OK, so the movie starts with Bill the chocolatier literally throwing free candy at a bunch of rich children...
Like, clearly he's perfectly fine giving away candy to all of these privileged children...
BUT...the second little Charlie, who's actually like the poorest kid in town, tries to buy one measly Wonka Bar, Bill suddenly wants his cash money.
DOUCHE MOVE, BILL.
NEXT...we have Grandpa Joe, who's been lying in bed for like 20 years while his poor, worn-out daughter serves him cabbage water.
