You may want to sit down before reading these.
What song it's from: "What Makes You Beautiful"
Why it's confusing: Overwhelmed in that, like, you're turned on by a hair flip? Or maybe you just really love red hair? Is it that you've never seen a redhead in real life?
Level of confusion on a scale of one to ten: 4
What song it's from: "Kiss You"
Why it's confusing: How are you friends with The Three Little Pigs?
Level of confusion on a scale of one to ten: 5
What song it's from: "I Would"
Why it's confusing: What funny guy put this sign on your back? Is he still nearby? Can you give me his digits?
Level of confusion on a scale of one to ten: 5
What song it's from: "Over Again"
Why it's confusing: Honestly, I'm just not sure why you'd want or need to wear the same clothes two days in a row. Is this a fetish I haven't heard of?
Level of confusion: 6
